Sorry not to introduce myself, but you know, I’m a ‘bad boy’. (I’m terrified.)

If you are one of Patrick DeWitt’s film producers, the publishing house or his literary agents, please read the sample chapter before contacting me here. There will be a test.

If you are a lawyer, please don’t sue me, you can have the website back. I’ll be good.

If you are Patrick DeWitt, congratulations on all your talent and success, man. Your life is way better than mine.

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